Sunday, June 27, 2010
Tan Ej
Tan Ej
Went to Aryan's place last night for his party. Was one of the first ones there, apart from Jaws. Haha funniest thing; when Jaws said he was going to meet me at the Shell station opposite the toll, I immediately thought the one on the way to BJ. So I went there and was waiting and he called and we just couldn't find each other! Then after awhile it clicked with me that he was at the station really super near my house. Haha SO FAIL. Then I followed his car, and thought that there was something wrong with his lights. But realized that there was nothing wrong just because they were on. But they were just so bright.... Then I noticed his brake lights were constantly on. Reminds me of Iven, since he drives with both his feet. His left foot on the brake and his right foot on the accelerator pedal. Killing his brakes so badly man!
Once we got there, coincidentally met with Aryan at his front door, went in. Just made small talk. The rest of the people came, including Lisa and Joel and Ash! I didn't want to drink so much because I was supposed to be driving back to Lisa's house. so I was just practically drinking coke, hehe. One of the funniest parts of the game was seriously when a rule was made: you have to end all of your sentences with 'up my ass'.
hahaha so as the game progressed, we said some pretty radical things!
"It's your turn up my ass."
"I'm going to go pee up my ass."
"Can we do the waterfall up my ass?"
"Jaws needs to be more hardcore up my ass!" That guy who made that rule is really really hilarious. And also sleeps with his eyes half open hehe! And apparently he is always sleeping at Aryan's house.
Also, when he got the question card, one of the questions he asked was "When you brushed your teeth this morning.. [something something I can't remember], was there pubic hair?" Haha what the hell, and most of us laughed and the guy he asked the question to was seriously STUMPED. Lol.
then we had to rhyme Orange with things. Orange/Strange? do they rhyme? I actually think not so now, because of the different syllables. That is such a weird word, 'syllable'. Haha. Anyway then at one point, Aryan said something like this:
"Why don't you just finger yourself and then smell it?" - LMAO, RANDOMEST SHIT EVER.
Got really sleepy at one point and just kept falling asleep, then eventually went upstairs. Jaws joined me after awhile, and I was actually still half-asleep and then I asked him totally randomly, "so then did you park inside?" HAHA it's cause I got it in my head that he was in Amcorp Mall and he was deciding whether to park in the carpark or on the side of the road. Rofl like how does that happen anyway, right??
Oh and first time ever, I was sleep talking. I actually fell asleep and my mouth was still moving and then it just suddenly stopped. Then I woke up straight after and was like, holy shit cool!! I just sleep talked! NO idea what I was saying though.
Okay anyway Owen just called and asked me to go pick him up from Nick Fu's house. Nick Fu is tall and really shy.
Plans for today is to watch a movie with Jia Shen, then drive to Canyon PB and meet Lele and Azzy. Test drive the mazda 2 and then at night meet up with Daniel Wong to have dinner and watch a movie. Perhaps join Lisa and Hilmi at Hartamas to watch the game tonight?
Labels: Aryan, Owen fail, partyparty
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Longest day ever
Longest Day Ever
I may be exaggerating the title a little bit. It's just that I spent such a freaking long time driving around again! At 3pm, I left the house to go pick up Owen and his friend.
1. I made the wrong turning (because my dad gave really misleading directions, if BU condo is on your left, it still will be on my left if I turn up the hill) and went down this horribly long long long (kind of good for racing I suppose) road and ended up at this dead end, opposite the Police Station BU.
2. Turned in prematurely to the Golf part of The Club. Please note, the whole time I was driving Owen hadn't been picking up any of my calls, despite me having to had picked him up at 2:30pm. So yeah, I was supposedly late. But he wasn't picking up his phone and I wasn't going to sit around in a stuffy ass house twiddling my thumbs.
3. Asked a guard where to go, and he seemingly pointed at another dead end. Really. Well, turns out that was an invisible-ish turning near the dead end. So I turned in there.
4. Another guard gave me the cockiest stare in the world the whole time, and then I parked the car and tried calling Owen multiple times. Locked the car and went to the cocky eye guard to ask him where the Paintball place is. He told me to move my car.
5. I told him that I'm just waiting for someone. Language barrier because I couldn't understand what exactly he was getting at. Well he let me stay in the end, and when I went to where he
was standing, I asked whether I could turn in there (the place he was blocking) and park there to go look for him.
6. He said no. So I drove down to the basement and parked there. Such a waste of my life, really. Then I parked, and tried to find my way to the paintball place.
7. Asked the receptionist where Canyon Paintball is. First lady has no clue; does she even speak English/Mandarin/Malay/Tamil?! Second lady tells me to walk straight, go up the stairs and it's there. She lied too.
8. Owen finally called when I was somewhere near the badminton and tennis courts and ran out to find me. After yelling at him for the whole time, we went back to my car and drove to the paintball place.
9. OMG I swear my car tyres were squealing for mercy. The rocks were mean and I swear I later drove over something that went CREACAACCKKKAY. Which was not good, at all. I think Visa's shoes are still in my car... holy shit ew.
10. Waited SOME MORE for him to pack up, Aswan had sexy hair. And he really strangely resembled a penguin. I'm not kidding, especially all dressed up in his paintball gear.
11. Got home, and Owen was going to come to McD for me and Dad was going to pick him up there. And after he showered and everything, we called Dad to tell him to pick up Owen from McD, but turns out he was only 5 minutes away. So I waited for no good reason... Well,that is kind of my fault for not calling him earlier. But, still!
12. Went to McD, iPod died 10 minutes into studying.
Also, I finally got this long-awaited text from Ben. Apparently he got into a drunken fight yesterday, and THAT GUY BIT OFF LIKE HALF OF HIS EAR. HOW COOL IS THAT? Well I wish that was what could've happened. Maybe he has the powers to grow back his ear. Ahaha. But they did fight, and it was pretty bad. Mm.
Elastic cartilage can only be found on the external ear and the epiglottis.
The epiglottis is retroverted during deglutition and I still have no idea what cricoid, arytenoid, corniculate and cuneiform even mean. Just read and memorize. I just googled 'cuneiform'... I'm starting to think it isn't even really an anatomical word. That's the thing with NKM's lectures. You never know whether it's a typo or it's a real word (and also whether it's important or not, because it's in such small fonts your subconscious turns to overlook it. Has happened so many times, I'm not proud of it.)
Well today I managed to complete week 9 - Urinary System. :) All (HAHAH YEAH RIGHT, ALL MY ASS) I have left to do today would be week 10 - GIT.
Shit.
Nothing else to really say, except I think I'm personality type C.
That's Andrew Chim, he just kind of sat there and shot at Azzy.
That's Azzy and Doug. Azzy is the penguin-like one waddling on the field.
Azzy just kind of let Chim shoot at him. ...
Doug sitting on the ladder. Feel like I'm really stating the obvious like mad.
Haha, this was by accident: Alicia is going to have the Doug in her 
.
.And Azzy said, imagine that sentence without car emoticon. I just thought it was funny cause it sounded like the dog will be in her car. But no, he has to turn it around and upside down...
Labels: Owen fail, paintball, study fail
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